THE OLD MAN  ¹⁵⁺

Grandchildren come to visit the Old Man in the countryside for the summer. Determined to make his progeny see the simple beauty of country living, he ends up working them like slaves, only to have the little bastards accidentally set loose his prized and thoroughly abused cow. Now the Old Man and his grandchildren have just 24 hours to find the rogue bovine before her unmilked udder explodes and unleashes lactocalypse. On their epic journey, our heroes must face festival hippies, forest creeps, sawmill workers and other dangers commonly found in the Estonian countryside.